I ran into the studio this morning, I didn't go the direct way. It was ace!
Unfortunately a horsefly related injury meant I had to get a lift home. I no longer have a right hand. It has been replaced by a fat, swollen, paddle. I am typing with my left hand only. Taking long time. I am, it would seem, allergic to horsefly bites. This is bad as 4 of the fuckers have bit me in the last 10 days. I've had fat leg, fat arm, another fat leg and now a really fat hand. I need sponsoring by piriton.
4 comments:
Ouch. Horse flies are evil little buggers :(
Rubbish, but maybe you will develop immunity. After being bitten loads in florida I no longer react as badly to any bites.
You want to live somewhere nice and urban. I'd never even heard of a horsefly till my sister went to live in the country and came back with terrible tales of these beasts.
eek! didn't sleep deprivation reduce the swelling last time!
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